As this well-bred Beagle sat waiting for his food, he pondered what every All-American dog surely mulls over — Why aren't these keys paw-friendly?
As if slipping the paper onto the roller and into position wasn't challenging enough, thought this aspiring author.
"Something must be done," he said.
"I will write to my congressman!," he howled. "I will start a petition and send it to my senator. I will ask my fellow four-footed friends to boycott the typewriter. We will march down Pennsylvania Avenue until the President himself personally joins our cause. We will be heard!"
— "Now, all I have to do is figure out how to get the word out!"
